Liberals In Recovery

Welcome Splash

Beth and Nina welcome you to LIBERALS IN RECOVERY, a program designed to help and support individuals as they make the difficult transition from La-La Land to Reality.

You have taken the first step towards a happier and more productive life. It takes courage and strength to continue on the path to full recovery. Many people have made the journey and are now leading healthy and successful lives.

Success story:

Beth, our finest teacher, was once a student here. A difficult student at first, she graduated with honors, and is now an active member of the 'Vast Right Wing Conspiracy'. She lobbies for the tobacco industry and the NRA while advocating for the elimination of Social Security, The Department of Education and the I.R.S. In her spare time, she works to ban such groups as PETA, NOW and the ACLU.

Work hard....Maybe you could become the 'Beth' of the future.

GOOD LUCK

Update: March 13....... Beth has added the INS and Alex Baldwin to the 'must be eliminated' list.

"A man who is not a liberal at 20, has no heart; a man who is not a conservative at 30, has no brain. "

Winston Churchill

Please enjoy the picture below as you fill out your release forms.

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Please meet the program directors:

Miss Beth

Ms. Nina

Ms. Nina is the founder of the Liberals in Recovery Program. A devout conservative, since the age of two, Nina has made it her life's mission to help her fellow man.

TIMMY

Ms. Nina recruited Timmy after they both completed successful careers as navy seals.

Mr. Bob

Mr. Bob, the CEO of a major electronics corporation, began his career in the mailroom. Years of hard work and perseverance took Bob out of the mailroom and into the executive suite.

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Now that you have met the staff you may proceed to the room marked 'The Process' for a basic overview of the program.

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THE PROCESS

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